Category Archives: Slog

TRIANGLES TRIANGLES TRIANGLES

It’s only fair to warn you that there will be triangles. Lots of them. If you don’t like triangles it may become tiresome or even make you run shrieking and crying from your computer. Some will be one colour, others … Continue reading

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SOME THOUGHTS ON THE TOOTHBRUSH

So, I had this great idea for a business for someone to start up. When you order toothbrushes online from a supermarket you can’t choose the colour. This is obviously terrible, I mean who wants to end up with a blue toothbrush when everyone knows your’s are always green and someone else’s are always blue. It would be madness.

How about someone enterprising out there buys a few thousand of each make and model so they would have the full range of colours, and then sets up an online shop (eBay would be fine) where you could choose the colour you wanted. I would certainly use such a service, as long as (1st class) postage was free and they cost no more than at Tescos.

I appreciate there’s no money to be made from this (otherwise I’d be doing it already), but you would make lots of friends and it would solve one of modern life’s biggest dilemmas.

Let’s make this happen!

PS An EP is forthcoming.

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ALBUM DELAYED BY SMALL ARSE

Yes, I know, some time ago I claimed this new album was nearly done, so where on earth is it? Well, the holdup is my arse, or rather lack of it. I realised a little while back that in the … Continue reading

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9 out of 10 ain’t bad

So 9 tracks are pretty much done out of the 10 I’d started, and I haven’t quite given up on the last one anyway (the middle bit is great, it’s just the rest of it doesn’t sound like anything else … Continue reading

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NEW MUSIC DIRECT FROM THE MINT ROYALE STUDIO – AND GUESS THE REMIX

As you can see, team Mint Royale have been working very very hard. So hard in fact that there is finally something to show for it all and I’ve been able to send music to people today (whoop whoop). Five … Continue reading

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BUZZ AND DEADMAU5

In a roundabout way, I’ve got Deadmau5 to blame for all this. Earlier this year I chanced upon a live stream of him djing. He wasn’t doing one of his huge spectacular live shows, but just playing tracks in a … Continue reading

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